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Contrarian's Creed
 

Welcome to the Bard's Contrarian Bar

 where things are nearly never what you think they are

Take the seven deadly sins you hear so much about

 Not nearly as deadly as folks make them out

 It seems to me what they've come to be 

are the cornerstones of our society​

To wit: The Magnificent Seven​​

Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Envy, Sloth, and Wrath

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Gluttony—less for you, more for me 

Greed—give me more than I could ever need 

Lust—gotta get me some (…) or bust 

Pride—I’m way too big to step aside 

Envy—reserved for those with more than me 

Sloth—doing a Zoom chat in my underwear 

Wrath—piss me off and I will end you

Signs of My Times
 

Sign on my office door if I ever get an office

"No Lying, Cheating, or Price Gouging

Politicians of any ilk need not apply

Gratuities Graciously Accepted"

Sign On My Condo Door if I ever get up the nerve

“Contrarians Welcome all others be wary”