I’m writing to relieve you, not to deceive you I just want to share with you what I think you should do Align with a power that will never cower when things go sour And you know it’s a safe bet, I’m talkin’ about the Soviet
I know you crave cessation from US tyranny Want to get out of dodge and create your own country That all sounds very cool but you would play the fool It’s not very likely you will get much more than the South ever got from your first civil war
Your former country will attack you, yes America will sack you pack you into much smaller boxes than you’re already in America will disavow you, America will not allow you to celebrate your heroes or erect a single statue
Don’t think you can do this thing with flesh and bone You won’t even have a cemetery you can call your own Your only memoriam will be a crematorium and the voices in your ashes will have no names
I’m writing to relieve you, not to deceive you I just want to share with you what I think you should do Align with a power that will never cower when things go sour Avoid annihilation, join the Russian Federation
I will close with the best incentive I can think to present We already own the US President
Sincerely
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
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