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The Bards Contrarian Bar

Updated: Jul 20, 2021

Signs of My Times

Sign on my office door if I ever get an office “No Lying, Cheating, or Price Gouging Politicians of any ilk need not apply Gratuities Graciously Accepted”

Sign On My Condo Door if I ever get up the nerve

“Contrarians Welcome all others be wary”

Contrarians’ Creed

Welcome to the Bard’s Contrarian Bar where things are nearly never what you think they are

Take the seven deadly sins you hear so much about Not nearly as deadly as folks make them out It seems to me what they’ve come to be are the cornerstones

of our society

to wit: The Magnificent Seven

Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Envy, Sloth, and Wrath

Gluttony—less for you, more for me Greed—give me more than I could ever need Lust—gotta get me some (…) or bust Pride—I’m way too big to step aside Envy—reserved for those with more than me Sloth—doing a Zoom chat in my underwear Wrath—piss me off and I will end you

The Bard of Appanoose

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