Uber Man

I can get there in the morning Get there late at night Get there in my underwear Lookin like a fright

Don’t need a phone call Just a credit card Pluck on my computer I’ll show up in your yard

Don’t have to worry Don’t have to take a chance I can get there when you need me No notice to advance

Get there when I want to Cause I got the plan Get there with a smiley face Cause I’m an Uber man

Get there with a smiley face Cause I’m an Uber man